Knife Turkey
Knife Turkey
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US $6.00
The 'Marlboro' Turkey?
I went out into my turkey & choock pen this morning, to pick out a nice plump turkey for Thanksgiving.
As I went outside with my butcher's knife and opened the pen door, I saw some smoke coming out of the hen house!
Thinking that someone had set fire to the house, I stuck my head through the tiny door in distress, and saw one of the turkies (Fang - as I like to call him), sitting on a pile of eggs, smoking a cigarette!
This was amazing! He was actually holding a cigarette between his two longest wing feathers, and puffing away quite comfortably! I almost died of shock!
I dont know where he got the ciggies from, as he's not old enough to purchase them yet, and I dont smoke.
What should I do about this male turkey sitting on a bunch of eggs? This is terrible! I think he thinks he's some sort of a transvestite!
He seems too scary to stuff in the oven and eat now... What a waste of a turkey...
Nicorrette patch, and a nice sparkly dress, makeup, and some spike heels. Maybe show him a picture of a peacock to give him inspiration. Teach him the lyrics to "I Will Survive: and "Mr. Sandman "....he will make you a million bucks on the drag show circuit.....remember RuPaul?
Then film it and put it on Youtube. Instant hit.